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crescentcityswoon: Bless you breakfast delivery, bless you.

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:01:14 -0400

crescentcityswoon:

Bless you breakfast delivery, bless you.

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Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:51:24 -0500

bashful88: tmathe1st: lunion-fait-la-force: booty-boobs-booche...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:00:35 -0500

bashful88:

tmathe1st:

lunion-fait-la-force:

booty-boobs-booches:

THOSE COLLEGE TITS..I WUB EM.. YUP I SAID WUB

Boobs..

Dammit I love that body!!

yes me to bashful 88

All of this.

Today....

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:03:13 -0500

Today has been, the ending to an emotional roller coaster. Coming to grips with someone else’s mortality is a fact of life. It reveals one’s true colors, today I found out I am not the emotional rock people expect me to be. I was reduced a trembling, quivering child who had the fear of god put into them. I had to put my faith in a complete stranger (something I do not do well). I had to put trust into someone that they would honor my request no matter how bizarre (which they did). I had to ask a person to break the rules and own the error that I asked them to make, they did.

I am by no means a christian man by any means, but I do pray daily. Today my faith has been restored in humanity for my small part in this world.

#today

How To Make Love

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:30:44 -0500

How To Make Love:

jinxoak36:

stellarsarah:

internalizethechaos:

About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.

Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E = One of the best

Rebloging strictly for the Star Wars reference

Yes.

bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:31:59 -0500

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

Truth.

I wonder if guys on here keep giving positive comments hoping that it will lead to some kind of pic...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 16:40:12 -0500

I wonder if guys on here keep giving positive comments hoping that it will lead to some kind of pic trading or anything sexual in nature.

yes.

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 16:03:34 -0500

yes.

Was actually considering going to bed when Alex and his Droogs decided to regale me with their...

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 23:09:30 -0500

Was actually considering going to bed when Alex and his Droogs decided to regale me with their story.

collegetits: Good morning :) stunner!!!!

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 09:45:57 -0500

collegetits:

Good morning :)

stunner!!!!

Saw your mashed potato help question to Kat, and I've got many easy mashed/whipped potato recipes I can give if you'd like?

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 11:47:44 -0500

yes thank you very much.

loveavaadore: Still love this one…

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 10:10:49 -0500

loveavaadore:

Still love this one…

Dune

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 23:46:37 -0400

Watching my other favorite movie, still can’t bring myself to read the books though..

I have always a morbid interest in serial killers.

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 09:55:46 -0400

I have always a morbid interest in serial killers.

funny.

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 10:08:30 -0400

My daughter decided to wake me up by dipping her toe into my mouth while I slept…

What to do....

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 23:41:35 -0400

Kinda wanna go get drunk and stare at dancers…

You know it baby :) Where are you from?

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 15:12:48 -0400

kansas

ckate2011: Um….just cause. yes!!!!

Sun, 30 Sep 2012 08:50:17 -0400

ckate2011:

Um….just cause.

yes!!!!

lie2yourself: ..this won’t be up long.. ..moisturizing before...

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:52:44 -0400

lie2yourself:

..this won’t be up long..

..moisturizing before bed!! Ha ♥

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Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:45:42 -0400